...all for President

I think that someone in the NSA is trying to infect my computer with a virus, because I have friends in China. This morning, after I opened an email from someone from China on hotornot.com, my computer went wonky. Before this, I'd had problems with email being bounced. What happened today is that I was trying to read CNN.com, & the page was "unavailable", then when I tried again the machine started to run thru the history & connecting me to every single page on the link. This is really starting to fucking piss me off. Just because I like stimulating/horny/japanese things, I'm being suspected of being a terrorist. When I was young, we always heard (especially from my dad) how bad "Godless atheistic Communism" was because they didn't have "freedom". Fuck freedom, we don't have it over here, either. Until the day comes when I can smoke weed without fear of arrest comes, I have no freedom. President Gas is all for President!